SuperNerd = Pepper

My name is Pepper, aka Rammstein5pillow on AIM. If you wanna chat. I love marching band. GO BAND! And French horns. They rock. And nerds. Love them nerds.
Sun Sep 30

Chain mail

  • Dalton: find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....that's her." If you open this you have to pass it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!.............If I don't get this back I guess you're not my friend. if you have a lot of love for someone....copy and send this to your whole list...in 5 minutes your true love will call or message you. You have just been DEATH WISHED. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress...be very careful, (COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD) Have a beautiful week and hope its full of love
  • Don't you just love chain mail!
  • Me: http://www.jelldragon.com/images/specials/chainmail_armor.jpg
Wed Sep 26
Sun Sep 23

Flash Fiction 1

“Do you…do you…”

“Do I what?”

“Do you love…”

“Love who?”

“Love…”

“Damn it, just say it already!”

“Do you love me, you bastard?!”

“Love you! Of course I do!”

“Oh, you only use me! Don’t think I haven’t seen you looking at those whores on the side of the rode!”

“Whores! Why you-“

“They always stand there, showing off everything!”

“So you think I’ve been looking at them, do you?”

“I know you have!”

The man threw the map out the window and noted the exit sign. 

Sun Jul 15
Wed Jul 11
Aren’t you why truth? The sense it is a truth essence! where Makes a truth and your demon and or to removal there is not a truth territory! where

Aren’t you why truth? The sense it is a truth essence! where Makes a truth and your demon and or to removal there is not a truth territory! where

A Poem

Is it just me,

Or is there something….

Something detestable….

About masking tape?

Its color, its width

The way it sticks

Or rather,

The way it doesn’t

I hate it, it hates me

I hate its face.

Damn you, masking tape. 

Tue Jul 10
Mon Jul 9

Nothing?

During my lesson at the high school today, my mentor had no constructive criticism for me. Normally he does. I’m happy, of course, but confused — did I do something different? Was everything I did so well? I mused over a chocolate shake, but all that comes to mind is how hard I’m going to try from this point forward to be excellent.

Sun Jul 8

Awesome! I mean...uh...

  • Dimple: Did he eat them?
  • Me: Two guys I know for sure.
  • Dimple: Sweeet.
  • Dimple: I mean
  • Dimple: How horrible
  • Me: It was awesome!!!

This is weird.

My dream:

I was in this ballroom, wearing this lovely creamy-blue silk dress. And I’m here on a date with, who else, Christopher Columbus/young Hannibal Lecter. Somehow I end up in a library with my date (who now looks suspiciously like Tim Curry as the Butler from Clue) and these two old people. As he bows, I/my character kiss/kisses the top of his head. He bows again so I repeat the action. When the old people smile knowingly and leave, Tim Curry/Christopher Columbus/young Hannibal Lecter gives me an apology for some reason. Then I’m out in the ballroom again and there is this whole crowd of fancy persons around this huge staircase. Against warning and better judgment, I/my character go/goes up the stairs to see my date (now only Christopher Columbus/young Hannibal Lecter) kinda bloody and standing over the body of a dead man. The crowd suddenly disperses as the mess is cleaned up and I storm away thinking, “I cannot do this!” but CC/Hannibal chases after me/my character and woes me/my character into staying with him by a waltz that I surely messed up on. I suppose the dreams means I’m destined to stay with not-so-great-for-me men. Oh well. As long as they’re hot~ ^_-

O disjointed humor, how I adore thee.

Why me?

For some reason, I am in love with Hannibal Lecter’s character from Hannibal Rising. Why? I don’t know. I just love people like him. The sinister smile, blood lust, vampire nature, brutal yet effective, streamline, and efficient killing style. My favorite kill? I’m stuck between his first Mischa-eater victim (strangled by a rope slathered in mayonnaise pulled by a horse while singing a lullaby) and the Mischa-eater with the song birds (lulling the man into a sense of false security by placing his gun on a stove top then quickly impaling the man’s head on a serrated knife). Why me?

Sat Jul 7
Fri Jul 6