September 2007
3 posts
Chain mail
Dalton: find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....that's her." If you open this you have to pass it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!.............If I don't get this back I guess you're not my friend. if you have a lot of love for someone....copy and send this to your whole list...in 5 minutes your true love will call or message you. You have just been DEATH WISHED. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress...be very careful, (COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD) Have a beautiful week and hope its full of love
Don't you just love chain mail!
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Flash Fiction 1
“Do you…do you…” “Do I what?” “Do you love…” “Love who?” “Love…” “Damn it, just say it already!” “Do you love me, you bastard?!” “Love you! Of course I do!” “Oh, you only use me! Don’t think I haven’t seen you looking at those whores on the side of the...
July 2007
24 posts
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A Poem
Is it just me, Or is there something…. Something detestable…. About masking tape? Its color, its width The way it sticks Or rather, The way it doesn’t I hate it, it hates me I hate its face. Damn you, masking tape.
Living Ecosystem →
Nothing?
During my lesson at the high school today, my mentor had no constructive criticism for me. Normally he does. I’m happy, of course, but confused — did I do something different? Was everything I did so well? I mused over a chocolate shake, but all that comes to mind is how hard I’m going to try from this point forward to be excellent.
Awesome! I mean...uh...
Dimple: Did he eat them?
Me: Two guys I know for sure.
Dimple: Sweeet.
Dimple: I mean
Dimple: How horrible
Me: It was awesome!!!
This is weird.
My dream: I was in this ballroom, wearing this lovely creamy-blue silk dress. And I’m here on a date with, who else, Christopher Columbus/young Hannibal Lecter. Somehow I end up in a library with my date (who now looks suspiciously like Tim Curry as the Butler from Clue) and these two old people. As he bows, I/my character kiss/kisses the top of his head. He bows again so I repeat the...
Wimbledon's Greatest Rivalry →
Why me?
For some reason, I am in love with Hannibal Lecter’s character from Hannibal Rising. Why? I don’t know. I just love people like him. The sinister smile, blood lust, vampire nature, brutal yet effective, streamline, and efficient killing style. My favorite kill? I’m stuck between his first Mischa-eater victim (strangled by a rope slathered in mayonnaise pulled by a horse while...
Who's your true love? →
“Writing a novel is like driving at night. You can only see as far as your...”
– E.L. Doctorow
Tennis
Federer won his match, and Djokovic (who keeps slipping) and his opponent are on the fifth set. PLEASE LET DJOKOVIC WIN!! HE’S AMAZING!
IKEA
The IKEA I just visited is devastatingly southern. The lines are very long. Check out took forever. I have a headache.
i...Tube...?
iTube is a free program that takes the URL’s of YouTube videos and downloads them into iPod format. You only have to download iTube and configure the settings so that it saves to where you designate it to and downloads in the correct format. Lovely, ain’t it?
You know you're a band nerd if...
1. Band is your favorite sport. 2. You hum band songs in other classes. 3. You’ve ever done roll-step while walking with a full plate or glass to keep things from spilling. 4. You’ve never been on a Friday night date, thanks to the football games. 5. You walk in step with any music you hear. 6. A snake is a favorite activity, not an animal. 7. You would never go to a football game if...
Weirdest dream so far!
PART ONE I was in this school, like the one back in Marietta, and I was invited to this party, but I didn’t really want to go. So I went around trying to find the person who invited me or something to tell them that I couldn’t. Then I got to this room somehow and inside was a class of young kids and a really long desk. Sitting at the desk was Courtney and CC! So Courtney and I...
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Lame. WARNING: OBSCENE LANGUAGE
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF UNABLE TO COMPREHEND BAD WORDS. NOT FOR HAPPY PEOPLE. I’ve been wanting to see Shredderman Rules for a long time. Finally, I catch it when it’s starting! Ten minutes in, my sister starts to complain. “It’s boring!” Well, shut the hell up. This is what I chose to watch. You’re already done with your cake, so go somewhere else. You have a...
June 2007
47 posts
How long?
Me: Since when did you use Firefox?
Matt: For a while.
Me: Oh?
Matt: A month. Maybe a mont and 1/2.
Matt: mounth
Matt: month
Matt: agbghhg
Matt: MOTH
Matt: RAWR
Matt: MONSTER
WatchFo’ rizzle n’ shizzle n’ aaaaaaaaaall dat jazz!
Pride and Prejudice
How similar is my life to this popular wonder of English literature? Very much so. Indeed, while some key points may be vacant, the rest is obstinately there. I shan’t go into details at this moment, lest my true affections be known before I wish them to be, and my ill wishes upon some be granted before they are rightly due. Shall I abhor contractions from this moment forwards? Indeed I...
Armageddon?
Today at Kroger I noticed the lack of milk, pink Always pads, and ice cream. Is this some sort of feminine stock up for Armageddon? Interesting. And I also noticed that, at Eckerds, when I was buying my “feminine hygiene products” that the male cashier dude rushed to get them out of his hands and into the bag. How strange. Once again: Armageddon?
“It’s awesome! Except that Dalton’s in it.”
– Dimple
The Awesome List v.1.2
1. Me! 2. Dimple 2.5. My mom 3. Rowan 3.5. Michelle 4. Cherishma 4.5. Kirstin 5. Sindhu 5.5. Ms. Ross 6. Dalton Diane 7. Kevin 8. Yoon 8.5. Colin Firth 9. Dalton 9.5. My dad 10. Matt 11. Kathy 11.5. Spiderman 12. Tom 13. Evan 14. ALyse 15. Colin 16. Ducky 17. Dimple 17.5. Kristi 18. Mrs. Hanson 18.5. Johnny Depp 19. Owen Wilson 20. Winnie 21. Will Tim 22. Elaine 23. Sash 24. Pegasus 25. Will
Delicious
I was at Fry’s today and even though I knew the consequences, I had one of the most delicious chocolate shakes I have ever had EVER!!! Now my stomach hurts but it was sooooooooo good.
Another dream...
Yeah, it’s a pokemon dream again. My mom and dad (sister wasn’t there) took me to this huge parking lot type thing where a bunch of trainers had their Nintendo DS’s and were battling. The pokemon were real and there was a special download you could use so that when you inserted say, FireRed, you would be playing with those pokemon. I knew I had a Pichu and a Squirtle…I...
Even crazier!
PART ONE: I was in a sprite sheet world of pokemon. The floor was this yellow/brown/beige color with a bunch of fir trees (all sprites). I was a sprite and so were my pokemon. I ran around collecting these sprite dust things and when four were placed together, they made a fossil from which a baby pokemon hatched. There were three. I can’t remember what they were but they followed their older...
Crazy!
The title refers to my dream. So, the whole marching band was having a sectional on a plane. The plane had an atrium and hallways where the wings were. So, I leave my section for some reason and find the clarinets playing baseball in the atrium. So I join them. Not much later, someone from my section, Courtney or Emily I think, tell me that our section was done with playing kickball…So I go...
“IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FREAKING POOPED A RAINBOW ON THE SCREEN”
– Me (in response to a friend on AIM trying out too many font and background colors)
How lame...
I went to get my hair cut at my neighbor’s house today. I think that she was a professional stylist turned grandmother. Anyways my hair gets really curly when it’s dry. So, my hair was wet when she asked how long I wanted my hair. I said, shoulder length. Well, it was cut shoulder length. Wet. Now it’s dry and up to my chin. My parents and sister insist that it looks great on me,...
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Budget meetings ROCK~
Today I went to work with my dad. All of his co-workers insisted that my sister and I be put to work. All of them. Most of the time we sat in this empty office, read, and played cards. I really want Pokemon Diamond. Pearl is just wimpy. We had lunch at Fuddruckers (and by the way they have the best burgers around) and then went to another building because dad had a meeting. My sister got lost on...
A personal record!
Today I spend five minutes outside. On my own will. And I thumbed through an extrememly degrading physical science book. Kudos to self.
