Wed
Jun
27
Pride and Prejudice
How similar is my life to this popular wonder of English literature? Very much so. Indeed, while some key points may be vacant, the rest is obstinately there. I shan’t go into details at this moment, lest my true affections be known before I wish them to be, and my ill wishes upon some be granted before they are rightly due. Shall I abhor contractions from this moment forwards? Indeed I shall. Shall I deliver in a lightly British accent and dot my speech with bits of dry wit and humor that so resides within me? Indeed I shall. The effect may not be immediate but it shall gradually come. Beware. You are all doomed in a most wretched manner. Toodles!
